MODERN TALKING (IN ANDREW TATE'S HEAD) 

He: Hi Ladies ...  

N1: I need money for my rent. 

N2: I need money for my three kids. 

N3: I still wanna fuck other guys. 

N4: I only had s*x with 88 guys. 

He: Never mind. 

DON'T BE LIKE ANDREW TATE! 

(He prefers a BLUE SYSTEM ...)