CREATING A MONSTER 

Der Lehrer der Vergangenheit: Your parents didn't tell you that your opinion wasn't worth that much, right? 

Die Lehrerin von heute: Wait, wait ... They need trigger warnings ahead of these microagressions ...  

Der Lehrer der Vergangenheit: Why? Because they wake up in the morning and think about how they can be a professional victim today?! 

Die Lehrerin von heute: We need to be their safe space! 

Der Lehrer der Vergangenheit (im Trax): Take this!