GRETA AND BEA[TE] – EINE ABSURDITÄT 

(Eine Absurdität, nicht absurder, als Greta selbst, die ja tatsächlich für etwas steht, ja, aber nicht für das, was viele meinen ... – sondern für die Verwirrung der Generation Z, die Terroristen als Befreier feiert und Vergewaltigungen als offenbar legitimes Mittel für ... ja, wofür eigentlich? / Alle Teile des Textes wurden von Pro-Palästina-Elaboraten genommen bzw. Pro-Palästinensischen Foren und bloss in der Zielrichtung geändert plus die Namen angepasst) 

 

– Hi Daddy. Nice of you to call. 

– (So we talk in a strange English now? Äh ...) Hi Greta, are you okay? 

– What do you mean? 

– You're still not halfway there, are you? 

– Yeah, you know, we wanted to see something to feel connected to the sea. The one Palestine is äh ... 

– Hm, okay. So it's not because of the sails ... 

– What about the sails? 

– You never use them. Do you know how many liters of diesel the yacht needs for a nautical mile? 

– But daddy, it's a yacht. 

– Yes. But why are you never sailing? 

– What do you mean? It's a yacht. I has sails. 

– Do you use them? 

– Use them? They are always there. They make the diesel go green. Don't you know how that works? 

– ...  

– Daddy? 

– Uh yeah, I'm here. Ahem, well, I have to talk to mammy. Bye. 

 

Daddy to mammy: We need to send our pop sensation to c*** our oldest. She's just too d***. 

Mammy: Ah, hm is it time now ... so why? 

Daddy: She thinks a yacht makes diesel go green just by being there, unused. 

Mammy: Yes. Isn't that how it wo– 

(Mammy lies cap*** on the ground) 

Bea: Your welcome. I couldn't bear that any longer. 

Daddy: Yes, thanks. But now your half sister. 

Bea: Half? 

Daddy: You don't think that was me, do you? D*** hag there slept with a sailor. 

Bea: That explains so so much! ... Okay, see you in a week. 

 

ONE DAY LATER 

 

The News (from the radio): ... was the end of the Freedom Flotilla. The large missile came from a mysterious drone, that was made by IKEA. Apparently, the ones a day before were just test runs. – So, Greta is no more. The Freedom flotilla is no more.