FINDEN SIE DIE DREI FEHLENDEN BUCHSTABEN 

(The Modern Desert.) 

The Cuckoo: Cuckoo ... cuckoo. 

The Onomatopoet: You cock-cucking ...slam-c*ck ... 

Two-*r-Star*: I am the greatest. Please, (modern-day) al-Zutts, come and mount-ride me too, all night long! It's paradise.